CIA Agents in Russia

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Translated by Ollie Richardson for Fort Russ

20th April, 2016


Diagnosis of the “Professional” system, by M. Kryzhanovsky.

  • Navalny — schizophrenic. Symptoms: incoherent, illogical speech, a “glass” eye expression. A socially dangerous moron calling to down police helicopters.
  • Nemtsov — schizophrenic. Symptoms: delusions of grandeur, narcissism, is a pathological liar, often uncessarily.
  • Udaltsov — an imbecile, can barely form sentences from words.
  • Bykov — schizophrenic. Symptoms: uncontrolled flow of speech.
  • Venediktov — schizophrenic. Symptoms: aggressive, uncontrolled negativism.
  • Gelman — schizophrenic. Symptoms: illogic judgments.
  • Gudkov — chronic alcoholic, schizophrenic. Symptoms: unmotivated aggressiveness.
  • Kasparov — violent schizophrenic. Symptoms: uncontrolled aggression, negativism, narcissism.
  • Ryzhkov — a moron, can hardly construct phrases.
  • L.Ponomaryov — a moron, a chronic alcoholic (explicit degenerative heredity judging by appearance).
  • Khodorkovsky — schizophrenic. Symptoms: lethargic behavior, lack of logic and consistency instatements, detached.
  • Chirikova — violent, socially dangerous schizophrenic. Symptoms: uncontrolled behavior. Chirikova herself does not know what to do next. Needs urgent hospitalization in a psychiatric clinic.

  • Shenderovich — schizophrenic. Symptoms: extreme, unexplained negativism towards surrounding reality.
  • Kasyanov — schizophrenic. Symptoms: delusions of grandeur.
  • Latynina — a lunatic. Symptoms: pathological lying.
  • I.Ponomarev — a chronic alcoholic, imbecile, difficulty articulating thoughts.
  • Sobchak — violent schizophrenic, exhibitionist, is suffering from an inferiority complex in relation to external deformity, can hardly form sentences from words.
  • Tolokonnikova — retarded person, a prostitute, a social nonentity.
  • Yashin — schizophrenic. Symptoms: lethargic psyche.
  • Albats — schizophrenic. Symptoms: futility and illogical statements and words.
  • Gessen — schizophrenia, caused most likely by an addiction to drugs.
  • Kuritsyna (Bozena Rynska) — violent schizophrenic, suffering from an inferiority complex. Famously devoid of any sense and logic, with statements like “willing to sell themselves to a millionaire to be free.”
  • Akunin — schizophrenic. Symptoms: delusions of grandeur.

Mikhail Kryzhanovsky is a former intelligence officer of the KGB, illegal immigrant of the SBU, the CIA, and the FBI.

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